I didn’t even know you’re a white guy, but I think that kinda explains some stuff here.
Wow! And so does that ^ statement.
Such casual racism makes me want to find an appropriate GIF. I couldn’t be bothered so here is a random picture I have saved.
keep ur puppies safe
Or, maybe (and I know this might sound “crazy” to some folks), DON’T GIVE YOUR DOG FOOD THAT IS INTENDED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
Your dog’s stomach did not evolve to handle the shit that you eat.
Only give your dog food that is made for a dog, or whatever food your veterinarian suggests.
YOUR DOG IS NOT A GARBAGE DISPOSAL, SO DO NOT TREAT HIM/HER LIKE ONE.
I really don’t trust the image, it says not to feed dogs gravy. OH SHIT, BETTER THROW OUT ALL THOSE CANS OF DOG FOOD THAT HAVE GRAVY IN THEM. DOGS CAN’T HAVE GRAVY, GUYS.
A dog’s intestine is longer in comparison to their wild counterparts due in part to the past several thousand years of eating humans’ scraps and leftovers. I’m not going to get into the huge pile of bullshit the image itself actually is or what dogs actual can, cannot, should and should not eat. I also don’t trust anything that has a name ending in -ster.
In zoos and other places you may find wolves in captivity, they don’t feed those wolves dog food. Because wolves’ stomachs can’t handle dog food. Dog food is full of fillers and far more carbs than what a wolf eats. So lets not talk about what a dog’s stomach evolved to handle, ok?
A little dark meat and gravy isn’t gonna kill your precious poochy.
Home made or raw food is actually way healthier for your dog too! Some meat (minus certain seasonings) would do your dog just fine! Much healthier than what’s in dog food. Also most veterinarians don’t have very good knowledge of what a dog needs since much of their nutrition schooling is sponsored by hills or another brand. Do your own research! Dogster actually has a lot of good info on their forums for kibble, home cooked, and raw!
Ugh, but do they have to call it dogster lol!
I fail to see how gravy is “too rich” for the “delicate” canine stomach.
Dogs eat cat shit.
I like the calorie warning on dark meat. Are you shitting me? The whole calorie idea is based on the following equation.- If you eat it, its calories.- People used to think -If you breathed it, its air- boy has that changed.
If I hear of anyone putting their dog on a calorie based diet I will shoot them.
Also the deal between humans and dogs evolved around us iving them scraps. That’s why they are mans best friend.
Where did the idea of drawing penis on most of the female characters come from?
I guess that depends on what, exactly, you’re asking.
If you mean: “How did you, Adj, get started drawing dick girls?” then the answer is pretty simple- I’ve enjoyed Futa since discovering 4chan’s /d/ board many, many years ago. And, when I started getting involved in Corruption of Champions, one of the first characters I drew was a fox-girl with a horsecock.
If you mean: “How did people in general get the idea to start slapping dicks on girls?” then the answer is a bit more complicated. There’s a number of reasons, none of which are exactly the whole story. The brain is turned on by sexual organs, which means seeing tits and dicks provokes arousal, even if they happen to be on the same person. Additionally, male audiences have an easier time understanding sexual pleasure from an ejaculatory perspective so it makes sense that, when a girl has a dick, male audiences can sympathetically connect with the character’s delight in busting a hot load.
Mostly, though, it came from a Japanese pornographic trend that exploded thanks to the Internet, as with most less mainstream fetishes.
Thanks for asking!
Females can be drawn without penis? Disbelief.
lifeattheboundary said: I’d like to see the ultimate pussy beast. We have so many tentacle monsters, but never enough pussies for the poor things. Why not a pussy in each of 4 breasts and one in each cheek, with each ass cheek another one, and so one…
I like this idea…sadly the game creator decided to only allow multiple dicks in the game due to the fact it would require double the work to add in multiple pussies as well. But thank you for taking part, come on people more ideas :D
It is called googirl, one massive amorphous vagina.
There are nipples pussies and kinds of tentacles which enclose phallic objects like a sleeve, these kind of things can be found on plants sustained by sexual fluids.
MY BITCH NEIGHBOR THREATENED TO TRAP MY KITTIES AND HAUL THEM TO THE SHELTER FOR ALLEGEDLY POOPING IN HER YARD. I WANT A SPELL TO ATTRACT THE POOP OF ANY AND ALL ANIMALS TO HER YARD. It’s hard enough transitioning them to indoor only already, especially…
Or just, you know, start shitting in her yard yourself.
Dear Pagan tag,
As someone who has a cunt, I would really appreciate it if you would stop using the word “cunt” as a way to insult a woman.
It is misogynist and gross and you really need to stop using it as an insult.
Please consider using the term “fucktruck” instead, because it is a…
Boring ass shit.
As someone who shits I wish shit wouldn’t be used in a negative way.
As someone with an arsehole I request that you don’t use arsehole as an insult.
As someone who masturbates I wish wanker wouldn’t be used as am insult.
Or… I could just get used to the fact that insults are meant to make people feel bad, when someone uses cunt they don’t just want you to know they are anti social, they want you to feel rotten, and if you quite like cunts and get upset when they are used negatively the hurter wins.
People are hurters, they like to hurt. Maybe you don’t get that about swearing at someone or using other slurs. The solution is not to tumblr saviour those words but to embrace them (as you pretend to be doing) and not be offended. There are plenty of massive dicks out there (which is offensive despite the implied size compliment.)
And what exactly do cunts have to do with minority discrimination?
And what exactly do cunts have to do with pagans?
Personally, I think ‘gash’ is far more horrid than ‘cunt’ and it used in direct reference to the vagina not as an insult suggesting another person is a giant genital.
THIS. FUCKING READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, THEN REREAD IT, THEN SHARE IT, THEN NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER USE SLUT AS AN INSULT AGAIN, OK? OK.
umm… but the whole point is that slut isn’t an insult, using it as an insult doesn’t work (with the GIF mindset)… so why do you say ‘NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER’? This woman is trying to empower you to not be bothered by the use of the word and somehow you have twisted it into an angry thing. Look at her smiling then look at your post. How do you reconcile this disparity?
Here in the UK we celebrate ‘bonfire night’ on 5th November. For those that don’t know, it’s a memorial of when a group of lads decided to blow up the Houses of Parliament in the 18th century. One of them was Guy Fawkes. Fawkes was caught and hanged, and now we mock him by…
uh uh. The rhyme so popular is directed at the government. Remember remember the 5th of November because we are your business, even though you may come to think of money as your business. If we turn against you (the government) you will be nothing.
Why is the effigy burnt, when the ‘traitor’ was not? To demonstrate to the government that we still have access to fire (and explosives.) We as a nation of people pull together and demonstrate our collective ability to blow things up.
We do not forgive. We do not forget.